Relax.
It is possible to simulate a falling.
Just find a slope with a low friction surface.

Add gravity and voila.
Down you go, although according to the tag, death or serious injury may occur in the process.
No such tags exist on the daily programme.
Defence programme.

Pre-emptive search for enemies.
The orders are to stand still until green and remain cruel.

Otherwise punishment may occur, OK.

Our precious community is out there tonight to look for potential hazards.
Looking out the window, it would seem that one just whizzed round the corner.
Chased about the city in a nice worship ritual.
Oh, sorry, must attend a TV shop ceremony.
Cram more useless information into ever smaller clusters.
Whoa.
And look, an isometric workout programme where flesh is contested by brute mechanic force.
In fact, this might work for me too.
Keep me in shape and in good spirits.
Morale is important.
I can already feel the difference.
More backbone, more strength.
I know what they say.
Don't walk until green.
Don't show weakness, which is pure evil.
Otherwise, death or serious injury may occur.