Cry me a river
Fill up the tub, make a bubble bath for me tonight
There's something your tears will help my ego sleep, alright
I just made the dinner
That you used to love, but now I care to my own appetite
And you can't cook for shit, enjoy your Happy Meal tonight

And I know I sound bitter but I don't care
‘Cause I know something different since I'm not there
Cried so many tears, I think that it's only fair, only fair

And I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
Thinkin' ‘bout the life that you had
Oh, I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
‘Cause honestly (Honestly)
I'd rather it's you than me

Now it don't matter, what's under the bed
Think I wanna let my hair down today
But I bought the bed
So they both mine anyway
And you never gave me nothin'
Nothin' but bullshit
If stupid was worth a dollar than you would be damn rich
With a hundred acre, self-made millionaire

And I know I sound bitter but I don't care
‘Cause I know something different since I'm not there
Cried so many tears, I think that it's only fair, only fair

And I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
Thinkin' ‘bout the life that you had
Oh, I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
‘Cause honestly
I'd rather it's you than me