Cheers to this and cheers to that, we don't care we just drink
Be it whiskey, vodka, cognac or beer, we all shovel it down our throats

Anything goes as long it is alcohol

Cheers to shit and cheers to wank, we really couldn't care less
Our only goal is to get drunk party all year totally fucked up

Anything goes as long it is alcohol

Straight edge faggots really make us totally sick
When you look at life through the bottle you are king

Cheers to me and cheers to you now where the fuck is our booze
A bottle a day keep the doctor away, the mornig afeter you have the best wank anyway

Anything goes as long it is alcohol

You cna say that violence is not always the best solution
But you can't deny the fact that with alcohol you can solve all the problems