[Primeira Parte]

               Am                 Em
Give or take a few dudes from the bar
         Am           Em
Take 'em home with me
     Am    Em
This night
                Am               Em
Is going to end horribly for someone
    Am                       E
The tick is just talking away
             Am                         Em
I don't understand what it's trying to say
                     Am                  Em
I think it says I'll drive my car like I stole it
Am                      Em
Drink at the bar like I own it
    Am         G
And every dime spent
                 Em                     Am   Em
Is worth looking good, and that's Hollywood
                      Am     Em
And you know that she would

( Am  Em  Am  Em )
( Am  Em  Am  Em )

[Segunda Parte]

                   Am      Em
I am the son of an asshole
                  Am                         Em
A drinker far too drunk to stay awake at his funeral
               Am                    E
But that's alright, 'cause I left Milwaukee behind
        Am           Em                             Am
For this refreshing town with this refreshing meat
     G              Em
Meet me down by the bar

We'll go and take this drink
               Am
Out to the stars

( C  G  Em )

[Refrão]

            Am
So come on, believe me
           C
Follow me home
                      G
There's no judgement here
                       Em
We'll laugh a little, drink a little
                Am
See what you're made of
               C               G
I'm capable of making you disappear
         Em                   Am      Em
I am the agent that decides your fate

( Am  E )

[Segunda Parte]

                Am                           Em
My hometown was nice, I didn't have to think twice
            Am        Em
About who I recruited
                 Am                   Em
There wasn't any fame, no one knew my name
           Am     Em
I was so secluded
                   Am    Em
Baptized in bloody water
                     Am                 Em
I'll make you famous one way or another
                       Am                            G
So you should start to undress and just try a little less
                       Em
And I'll drill in your head what you need

To be king of this goddamn city

( Am  C  G  Em )

[Refrão]

            Am
So come on, believe me
           C
Follow me home
                      G
There's no judgement here
                       Em
We'll laugh a little, drink a little
                Am
See what you're made of
               C               G
I'm capable of making you disappear
         Em                    Am     Em
I am the agent that decides your fate