D            Bm
 I'm grateful  that the stroller came my way today
   G      E                 D
Oh, Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller
                 Bm            E
And look who's inside oh don't hide
G             D
 Baby Greaser George


[Verse 2]
  F#7                           A
Oh,  I got too close to the stroller
                          D
And put my thing down his mouth
F#7       G#              F#7            G#
   And he parted his teeth,  baby teeth
               A
North and south brilliantly
    Am                D
Like  Greaser George


[Verse 3]
F#7
   Baby Greaser George
Bm     A                D
  Took off with my left ball
  F#7                         G
Oh   mother took off with the stroller too soon
A
 And he swallowed it whole
D  F#7                        G
 Ah,  did I ever tell you what Greaser George
    E               D
Was dressed in that day?


[Verse 4]
     D                  G                D
Well Greaser George, he had on a leather outfit
  Bm      E
Oh, three months or so
    A7                D
But boy could he ever suck
        F#7             Gmaj7
Greaser George, Greaser George
    G
The three month old baby
        D
Greaser George