C#m D A
B F# A F# A  x3
C#m D A

[Verse 1]
B
Hey you!
           F#    A  F#   A    F#
With your face on the nightclub flyer
B       F#    A     F#   A    F#
And the font that distorts your name
B         F#   A  F#   A   F#
There's a man at a local phone box
C#m D A
 called Wayne
B          F#    A  F#   A    F#
He claims that he gave you your first turntable
B     F#    A    F#   A    F#
And a hat that you could wear indoors
B      F#     A   F#   A    F#
He has tapes of you singing badly
C#m D A
    to Sparks

[Chorus]
B
In 1987 he was good with his hands
A
He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands
E
In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands
D
And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his hands
B
I said in 1987, he was good with his hands
A
He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands
E
In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands
D
And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his

[Verse 2]
B
Hey you!
          F#   A  F#   A         F#
With your eye on the dressing room entrance
B        F#    A  F#   A     F#
And your feet on the crate of skol
B         F#    A  F#   A     F#
There's a girl on the nightclub terrace
C#m D      A
    called Claire
B
She's there!
   F#    A   F#   A    F#
To confront you with DNA evidence
B   F#    A   F#   A    F#
Cos the last time you were here
B   F#    A  F#  A   F#
You retired to her place of residence
C#m D  A
    Oh dear!

[Chorus]
B
In 1987 he was good with his hands
A
He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands
E
In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands
D
And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his hands
B
I said in 1987, he was good with his hands
A
He had pharaoh's hair, and he was good with his hands
E
In a tie-dye frenzy, he was good with his hands
D
And now he's sleeping in your bathroom, cos he's good with his

[Bridge]
B5 A5 E5 D5

[Chorus]
B5
So much for getting old
     A5
The stink of sex is undeniable!
E5
So much for slowing down
     D5
The stink of sex is undeniable!
B5
So much for dungarees
    A5
The stink of sex is undeniable!
E5
So much for Tony Blair
    D5
The stink of sex is undeniable!

[Outro-Chorus]
B5
So much for getting old
    A5
The stink of sex is undeniable!
E5
So much for slowing down
    D5
The stink of sex is undeniable!
B5
So much for dungarees
    A5
The stink of sex is undeniable!
E5
So much for Tony Blair
    D5
The stink of sex is undeniable!