[Intro accordion / piano part]
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[Intro]
                Gm
When I write my memoirs
                        Cm
You will read them with pain and with shame
                       Cm
You'll be searching in vain for your name
                              D
For your bleak, insignificant name
                Gm
When I write my memoirs
                           Cm
Which will be of course in verse
                  Cm
On the subject of you and how awful you are
       D             Gm
I will be infinitely terse


[Verse]
G                    Am  Am/B
I hope I never run into
C                          Em
Another piece of shit like you
G                                Am  Am/B
You killed my dog, you killed my mice
C                   Cm     D
You made my house a den of vice


[Chorus]
    G
But na na na na

Na na na

You're dead now
Am
Na na na na

Na na na

So I sing
C
Na na na na
Cm
Na na na na
           G
Life ain't all bad


[Verse]
G                           Am  Am/B
I labored on your ice cream truck
C                     Em
Whenever I was not at school
G                              Am  Am/B
You mostly used that ice cream truck
C                     Cm        D
To sit there guzzling beer, you tool


[Chorus]
    G
But na na na na

Na na na

You're dead now
Am
Na na na na

Na na na

So I sing
C
Na na na na
Cm
Na na na na
           G
Life ain't all bad


[Verse]
G                             Am  Am/B
You vandalized our brakes and framed
C                            Em
Me for your theft, and was I blamed!
G                              Am  Am/B
You smashed the bedroom window glass
C                        Cm     D
And stole what you could lift, alas!


[Chorus]
G
Na na na na

Na na na

You're dead now
Am
Na na na na

Na na na

So I sing
C
Na na na na
Cm
Na na na na
           G
Life ain't all bad

G
Na na na na

Na na na

You're dead now
Am
Na na na na

Na na na

So I sing
C
Na na na na
Cm
Na na na na
           G      Bb  Am
Life ain't all bad
G          Bb  Am  G
Life ain't all bad