G                      C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.
    G                  C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7          G
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.


Verse 1

G                        C          G
Now, once I was happy, I had a dear wife.
                        D7           
I had enough Yen for to last all my life.
  G                     C       G
I met with a Jo-san, we went on spree.
                           C        D7 G
She started me smoking and drinking Sa-ke.


Chorus:
G                      C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.
    G                  C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7          G
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.


Verse 2

G                         C            G
I got into bed, then some sleep for to get.
                               D7
She said, "No sleep, flyboy, I no tired, yet." 
       G                          C            G
But, I woke the next morning at a quarter past ten;
                            C       D7   G
I was missing my wallet and ten thousand yen.


Chorus:
G                      C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.
    G                  C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7          G
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.


Verse 3

G                       C        G
Now back in Chatosi I'm limping about;
                      D7       
me and the doctor are sweating it out.
   G                         C          G
He gave me some pills from a jug on the shelf;
                              C       D7 G
then he poured out a dozen or two for himself.


Chorus:
G                      C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.
    G                  C
Cigareets and sake and wild, wild Jo-sans 
        G                        D7          G
they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.