A
Well you can just call me a toilet
                     E
'Cause I sure took a whole lot of shit from you
        A
And now I'm confessing I've learned my lesson
    E                     B
And here's what I'm gonna do
E                                        A
My new plan is to get busy bangin' every bad ass bitch I can
                E                   B                      E
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man

[Verse 1]
     E
That woman I had treated me so bad
          A
And I was never bad back before
          E
Told that bitch to leave and now you better believe
        B
I won't take no shit no more
       E                                       A                 E
So now I'm gonna treat every woman I meet like half dollar hotel whore
          E                                           B                  E
Yeah from now on I'm gonna just wet my willy and then walk right out the door

[Chorus 2]
            A
And you can call me a toilet
                     E
'Cause I sure took a whole lot of shit from you
        A
And now I'm confessing I've learned my lesson
    E                     B
And here's what I'm gonna do
E                                        A
My new plan is to get busy bangin' every bad ass bitch I can
                E                   B                      E
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man

A
She shit on me

[Verse 2]
                  E
She may have been built like a brick shit house
        A
And she sure was a shitload of fun
              E
But there's 4 billion more girls in the world with vaginas
    B
She ain't got the only one
     E
So I bet that I can set a new world record
     A
If I get right on the ball
           E                                 B                   E
I'll start today and I'll soon be well on my way to fuckin' them all

[Chorus 3]
          A
Yeah just call me a toilet
                     E
'Cause I sure took a whole lot of shit from you
        A
And now I'm confessing I've learned my lesson
    E                     B
And here's what I'm gonna do
E                                        A
My new plan is to get busy bangin' every bad ass bitch I can
                E                   B                      E                  A
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man, that's my new plan
                E                   B                      E                A
I'm gonna be a 'hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man, yes ma'am I am
                E                    E                   B                      E
I'm gonna be a 'find it and fuck it, hit it and quit it, fuck it and forget it'-man