B E B E

            B
Did you read the Sunday paper
                E
about the strong stomached 25
        B
Who from an expedition
E
All came back alive
B
From that hostile country
          E
Where only the stones survive
     D              A         F#   B  E B E
On Heikki's suburbia bus tour one.

B
Picture-taking tourist
      E
The war was half a deal
       B
The natives can't believe it
   E
It all seems so unreal
B
Just to ask the question,
E
Now how does it feel
     D              A           F#  B  E B E
On Heikki's suburban bus tour ride


       D                         A                  F#   A
Two thousand seven hundred fifty two un-scheduled stops

D A F# B E B E

B
Hospitals for flowers
E
The matron ladies cry
B
Itchy trigger fingers
E
as our caravan walks by
B
Overcrowded laughter
          E
'cause they're all four gallons high
      D                A         F#
On Heikki's suburbia bus tour ride


B
Read the Sunday paper
       E
though you may disagree
B
About the maiden voyage of poets A to Zee
E
None confuse to answer
B
That happiness is free
      D              A            F#
On Heikki's suburbia bus tour ride.