Am G
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Am G
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[Verse 1]
Am
Germanys a Place where gayness lives
G
Everyone in England’s into kids
Em
Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid, it’s good shit

Am
Nobody respects the Frenches
G
No one even knows what the Welsh is
Em
No one ever goes to Wales cause it sucks, can we just


[Pre-Chorus]
Am
Finish finish
                G
all the fuckin‘ Finnish off
                      D
and take all of their fish with us
                Em
I don’t like em very much
                         Am
at least they’re not the Swiss, Swiss
               G
All so fuckin‘ rich, rich
              D
Go to war you bitch, bitch
                  Em
I don’t know much but I know this


[Chorus]
                F   C
The Netherlands gay
                   G                Am
But not as much as Sweden is and Norway
                        F     C
who’s not as gay as the Danes
                  G                    Am
Luxembourg sounds like it is someone’s name
             F   C
Who’s verery gay
    G                  Am
The men in Iceland are getting boned
      F   C
Every Day
                        G                 Am
cause they love letting men come in their face - they do every day


[Verse 2]
Am
Nothing is good about Belarus
G
Everyone in Georgia’s into dudes
Em
What’s the best place to receive nudes it’s the EU

Am
Croations are fuckin‘ dumb
    G
The Asians took over Belgium
Em
No one knows about Kosovo why they mad? I don’t know


[Pre-Chorus]
  Am
Cyprus is shit
            G
and so is Monaco
               D
Why don’t Montenegro
                       Em
change their name it’s so racist
                   Am
and the Polish are gimps, gimps
              G
Irish are all chimps, chimps
                D
Austrians throw shrimps, shrimps
               Em
On  the barbie I just know


[Chorus]
                F   C
The Netherlands gay
                   G                Am
But not as much as Holland is every day
                    F   C
They do whatever is gay
              G               Am
Latvia’s even gayer than is Ukraine
                   F    C
Because Slovenia’s gay
   G                   Am
Or was it Slovakia who really knows
           F   C
Bulgaria’s gay
                G           Am
Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS - so do Albains


[Bridge]
 Am                G
    Portugal isn’t into girls
            Em
Everyone in Hungary is hungry for a set of balls
       Am             G
Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs
       Em
Lichtenstein sounds like a Jewish guy that really loves Cocks
       Am
And up in Turkey
            G                    Em
they’re fuckin‘ Armenia with the help of Greece
          Am                     G
Greece is gayer than the average Estoni
    Em                                        Am
And Italy is like Bulgaria but gayer than the San Marines
       G                    Em
Azerbaijan finds gay things really fun
     Am                           G
Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis
            Em
But none of these are as gay as Vatican City


[Chorus]
  F   C
… Gay
                  G               Am
Czech Republic is gayer than Lithuania
                    F     C
which is gayer than Spain
                G                Am
The moniker for Monaco is „We’re gay“
           F   C
Andorra is gay
  G                   Am
Romania’s gay but Macedonia is
           F    C
gayer than they
                  G                    Am
Fuckin‘ Russia is gayer than all those places - it’s full of apes