Intro:
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I went to a party

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just the other night

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I wanted to feel my brain was light

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I grabbed myself a bottle

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and I started drinking wine

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I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine....

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But I couldn't get high! Oh, No!

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Don't know why, Oh, No!

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So I threw down the bottle

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and whipped out my pipe

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and I stuffed it full of grass

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and I gave myself a light

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I huffed, I puffed

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I smoked and I toked

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but after awhile, my heart was nearly broke.....

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cause I couldn't get high, Oh, No!

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Don't know why, Oh, No!

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(Guitar solo)

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So I threw down the pipe

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as mad as I could be

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and gobbled up a tube of LSD

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I waited thirty minuets

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for my body to sing

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I waited and I waited

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but couldn't get a thing

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cause I couldn't get high, Oh, no!

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Couldn't get high whoa oh!

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I couldn't get high, whoa oh!

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Don't know why, oh no!